So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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