I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
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