he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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