After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
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