I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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