just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Randomize
