I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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