You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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