You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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