Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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