She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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