I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Randomize
