So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
the day after is always just damage control
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Enjoy the penises
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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