A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
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