NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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