How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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