Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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