called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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