It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
i think im in europe. pls send help
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