You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Randomize
