He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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