So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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