Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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