What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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