I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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