So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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