He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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