dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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