Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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