found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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