Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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