Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Found the puke drawer
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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