Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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