I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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