My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
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