I saw his package. It spoke to me.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I cut my penus on the lid.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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