I just pynch a tree in the face
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
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