no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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