Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
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