Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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