i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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