The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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