The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
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