the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Randomize
