Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
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