I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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