Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I just gargled with NyQuil
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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