KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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