i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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