If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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