Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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